The Unofficial Uniforms of Canadian Dads
In honour of Father's Day, we've identified some of the most common dad uniforms found across Canada. Do you know anyone rocking one of these?
The Hockey Arena Dad
The Uniform
Quarter-zip.
Another quarter-zip.
A third quarter-zip for special occasions.
Athletic shorts, regardless of season.
Coffee permanently attached to hand.
How to Spot Him
He's standing with his arms crossed beside the rink.
It's March.
He's wearing shorts.
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The Cottage Dad
The Uniform
Faded t-shirt.
Comfortable flannel.
Hat from a marina, fishing tournament, or hardware store.
How to Spot Him
Checks three different weather apps before breakfast.
Says things like: "We should probably get the dock in."
Has unexpectedly strong opinions about charcoal.
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The New Dad
The Uniform
Technical fabric. Everywhere.
The shorts stretch.
The shirt stretches.
The pants stretch.
How to Spot Him
Half his wardrobe accidentally matches his toddler's.
Running on iced coffee and optimism.
Can collapse a stroller with one hand.
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The Retired Dad
The Uniform
One "good jacket."
Walking shoes selected exclusively for comfort.
Jeans purchased years ago and still going strong.
How to Spot Him
The outfit somehow says both: "I'm heading to Canadian Tire."
And:
"I might build a deck later."
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We love all the dad uniforms out there - which one are we forgetting?